Hello, Internet. I'm back. Aren't you excited?? I can tell.
Kristen made me do it. So in honor of her, I will start (again) by sharing part of a recent conversation we had.
Me: NB's going to be going to Mother's Day Out two days a week now.
Kristen: Really? That's awesome. You'll be so glad you did that.
Me: Yeah. I mean, I had to drop our Y membership to do it, but ya know.
Kristen (
freaking out)
: WHAT?!?!?!?!? Oh, no!! That's AWFUL! I'm sooooo sorry!
Me: Yeah, I guess, but-
Kristen (
sounding oh so sad and empathetic)
: Oh, Devan. I'm so, so sorry.
Me: Wow. You must really love the Y.
Kristen: The what?
Me: The Y.
Kristen: The what???
Me: The YMCA.
Kristen: Ohhhhhhhh! The YMCA.
Me: Right.
Kristen: Oh, that's better.
Me: Than what?
Kristen: I thought you said you had to cancel your
wine membership! 'Cause that would be baaaaaaad!
Thank you, Kristen. That made me laugh. A lot. So here we go again! Thanks for tuning in!